meet the human flytrap
and so the story goes that one day, miss suliyati met a fly. the fly was flying - like what else can it do? - very very near her mouth. the fly was a daring fly because it apparently wanted to test the suction force of our heroine's mouth. and so the story goes that the fly lost.
...yup, i swallowed that darn fly.
eh wait, ter-swallow. because i sure didn't put up a sign near the opening of my mouth that reads, "INVITING ALL FLIES - COME FOR THE BEST PARTY EVER INSIDE MY MOUTH". *sigh* and i don't think it's the first time too. i've swallowed flies a couple of times before. seriously, everytime i see a fly now, i make a conscious effort to stop yakking and cover up the opening of my oesophagus with my tongue. but no, you flies just have to come right in. thank goodness for something called coughing and spitting.
oooh i really didn't go to school yesterday. spent my morning doing math, then decided that math does serious damage to my brain, went online for a while in the afternoon, snoozed off, then studied bio after maghrib. life is so boring. like why can't my entries be about me taking the scariest rollercoaster ride ever or taking a jetplane to the moon or escaping a near-death experience in a crocodile-infested river or something. ANYTHING INTERESTING!! oh yeah. i swallowed a fly. THAT was interesting. *snorts*
lalala...
oh, an aside, i scored a 132 and 148 for two IQ tests separately. that means i'm supposed to be a gifted person. aiyah.. these kinda tests always bluff one hor. if not hor, why must i still study - and still fail some more. some more today still kena swallow fly leh! haiyah.. and why am i typing in this moronic manner?
...yup, i swallowed that darn fly.
eh wait, ter-swallow. because i sure didn't put up a sign near the opening of my mouth that reads, "INVITING ALL FLIES - COME FOR THE BEST PARTY EVER INSIDE MY MOUTH". *sigh* and i don't think it's the first time too. i've swallowed flies a couple of times before. seriously, everytime i see a fly now, i make a conscious effort to stop yakking and cover up the opening of my oesophagus with my tongue. but no, you flies just have to come right in. thank goodness for something called coughing and spitting.
oooh i really didn't go to school yesterday. spent my morning doing math, then decided that math does serious damage to my brain, went online for a while in the afternoon, snoozed off, then studied bio after maghrib. life is so boring. like why can't my entries be about me taking the scariest rollercoaster ride ever or taking a jetplane to the moon or escaping a near-death experience in a crocodile-infested river or something. ANYTHING INTERESTING!! oh yeah. i swallowed a fly. THAT was interesting. *snorts*
lalala...
oh, an aside, i scored a 132 and 148 for two IQ tests separately. that means i'm supposed to be a gifted person. aiyah.. these kinda tests always bluff one hor. if not hor, why must i still study - and still fail some more. some more today still kena swallow fly leh! haiyah.. and why am i typing in this moronic manner?
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