UNITED WE STAND. IN BITCHINESS WE FALL
that's the newest slogan invented for 17/04. cos we apparently have the most number of bitches in a class - a record-breaking 10 girls, i.e, half of the girls are bitchy. this of course includes me. haha. yesh, we discovered this mouth-gaping secret during the [lame] CDP programme which has sooooo totally helped me build my leadership skills! i mean, it's so effective guys. i was totally inspired after falling asleep during the talks meant to inspire us. -okay, bitchiness personified-
one good example of our bitchiness. at one station, the station masters asked us what can they improve upon. the girls in our class, specifically gurry the camel and siva the bimbo, came up with an insulting answer. they asked ME, the class bitch, to say it aloud. naturally, i asked fana, the more thick-skinned one among us, to do the favour [and honour]. so she innocently asked, "can we like have BETTER opponents??". whoa! BITCH ALERT!!!
and we actually won the damn thing. in fact everyone else was equally shocked to near muteness after it was announced our class won. yep, we obviously didn't deserve it at all, but i so totally love my class. they rock, and they fit my personality well. we don't go for class spirit bullshit. we bitch, we slack, and we expect results. muahahahah. not only that, we have the bimbo clan, the bitches, the camel, the monster, and the... SLUT!! woohoo. go wenxia go! coffee tea or meee??? what more can you ask of a class? gawd, i love this class.
ouh, and munirah SCREAMED at us once we got outta the school gate. like totally screamed. her high-pitched voice was on the brink of cracking, and i wasn't so sure why she was so freaking mad. so fana and i just kept quiet. naturally we found it all too funny and absurd, but being ever so polite, we decided, let muni cool her engines aight? so we did. and that bitch screamed at us and asked why we were quiet. ahahahhahaha. so funny right? we thought we were being nice, and there she was scolding us for trying to be nice.
word of the day is : RESPONSIBILITY. ugh. fana and muni would understand. *winks*
that's the newest slogan invented for 17/04. cos we apparently have the most number of bitches in a class - a record-breaking 10 girls, i.e, half of the girls are bitchy. this of course includes me. haha. yesh, we discovered this mouth-gaping secret during the [lame] CDP programme which has sooooo totally helped me build my leadership skills! i mean, it's so effective guys. i was totally inspired after falling asleep during the talks meant to inspire us. -okay, bitchiness personified-
one good example of our bitchiness. at one station, the station masters asked us what can they improve upon. the girls in our class, specifically gurry the camel and siva the bimbo, came up with an insulting answer. they asked ME, the class bitch, to say it aloud. naturally, i asked fana, the more thick-skinned one among us, to do the favour [and honour]. so she innocently asked, "can we like have BETTER opponents??". whoa! BITCH ALERT!!!
and we actually won the damn thing. in fact everyone else was equally shocked to near muteness after it was announced our class won. yep, we obviously didn't deserve it at all, but i so totally love my class. they rock, and they fit my personality well. we don't go for class spirit bullshit. we bitch, we slack, and we expect results. muahahahah. not only that, we have the bimbo clan, the bitches, the camel, the monster, and the... SLUT!! woohoo. go wenxia go! coffee tea or meee??? what more can you ask of a class? gawd, i love this class.
ouh, and munirah SCREAMED at us once we got outta the school gate. like totally screamed. her high-pitched voice was on the brink of cracking, and i wasn't so sure why she was so freaking mad. so fana and i just kept quiet. naturally we found it all too funny and absurd, but being ever so polite, we decided, let muni cool her engines aight? so we did. and that bitch screamed at us and asked why we were quiet. ahahahhahaha. so funny right? we thought we were being nice, and there she was scolding us for trying to be nice.
word of the day is : RESPONSIBILITY. ugh. fana and muni would understand. *winks*
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