ouch!
do you know what's the worst thing that can happen to a glutton/pig/cow? when her instrument for eating, i.e. her mouth, is rosak. let me tell the story right from the beginning. alkisahnya, one fine day, suliyati bte berori, our notorious miss-piggy-slash-heroine felt extremely sleepy. hence she opened her mouth wide for a yawn and *krak* the right side of her mouth was slightly split. slightly only, but yes, very painful. as our story goes, our heroine complained a lot about her mouth at school, much to the dismay of fenomengot and mannispitoo...
BUT
BUT
it has gotten worse. yes it has. in fact, this morning it was even bleeding a bit. and yesterday, when i went for jemputan with the sis, i couldn't open my mouth wide enough to stuff in the spoon. dahlah aku amik nasi minyak cukup untuk sebulan, tambah lagi tak boleh buka mulut besar-besar, alamatnya lambatlah aku makan.
wasn't that a touching story?
so my dear friends, please be civil towards me and not tempt me with mcspicy doubles or double cheeseburgers or anything that has a 'double' in it cos i just can't afford to open my mouth widely and let the split grow wider. wokay?
anyways, i wasted my time going to madrasah today. i thought we would at least learn a thing or two lah, but it turned out to be a complaint and chit-chat session. a case in point: the class was arguing about whether the mosque should charge a $2 interest for those who pay their school fees late. i wanted to put in my two-cents' worth about the subject [which is, drop it!] but my better judgement tells me not to. so i had to put up with complaints about having to pay $2 and having the shame of having to pay that amount, while at the back of my head, i was thinking about those poor rural peasants in thirld world countries who have to pay taxes half of their income. and here we are complaining about 2 bucks when children are not getting enough food in parts of the world.
makes you wonder about the things we shouldn't do with our mouths eh?
do you know what's the worst thing that can happen to a glutton/pig/cow? when her instrument for eating, i.e. her mouth, is rosak. let me tell the story right from the beginning. alkisahnya, one fine day, suliyati bte berori, our notorious miss-piggy-slash-heroine felt extremely sleepy. hence she opened her mouth wide for a yawn and *krak* the right side of her mouth was slightly split. slightly only, but yes, very painful. as our story goes, our heroine complained a lot about her mouth at school, much to the dismay of fenomengot and mannispitoo...
BUT
BUT
it has gotten worse. yes it has. in fact, this morning it was even bleeding a bit. and yesterday, when i went for jemputan with the sis, i couldn't open my mouth wide enough to stuff in the spoon. dahlah aku amik nasi minyak cukup untuk sebulan, tambah lagi tak boleh buka mulut besar-besar, alamatnya lambatlah aku makan.
wasn't that a touching story?
so my dear friends, please be civil towards me and not tempt me with mcspicy doubles or double cheeseburgers or anything that has a 'double' in it cos i just can't afford to open my mouth widely and let the split grow wider. wokay?
anyways, i wasted my time going to madrasah today. i thought we would at least learn a thing or two lah, but it turned out to be a complaint and chit-chat session. a case in point: the class was arguing about whether the mosque should charge a $2 interest for those who pay their school fees late. i wanted to put in my two-cents' worth about the subject [which is, drop it!] but my better judgement tells me not to. so i had to put up with complaints about having to pay $2 and having the shame of having to pay that amount, while at the back of my head, i was thinking about those poor rural peasants in thirld world countries who have to pay taxes half of their income. and here we are complaining about 2 bucks when children are not getting enough food in parts of the world.
makes you wonder about the things we shouldn't do with our mouths eh?
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